Comical Dungeons & Dragons Tips as Mock Motivational Posters For Adventurers Lingering In All Corners Of The Interwebs

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Mel Dawn
May 27, 2023 5:00 PM EDT

New to Dungeons & Dragons? Here's a handful of tips, free of charge: 
1. If your party gets lost in a maze, just follow the trail of discarded character sheets back to where you started. 
2. To make the game more exciting, replace your DM with a magic eight ball. Shake it forcefully before each decision and prepare for unpredictable plot twists.
3. When faced with a locked door, don't bother with lock-picking. Just yell, "Knock, knock!" and wait for a "Who's there?"
4. Need a quick disguise? Just wear a fake mustache and speak in an offensively bad accent. No one will ever suspect it's you, the cunning barbarian.
5. When searching for hidden treasure, always remember to check behind the DM's screen. You never know what kind of loot they're secretly hoarding.

Okay, so this isn't the best advice, but hopefully we made you chuckle! Keep scrolling for some delightfully lore-filled Dungeons & Dragons-themed demotivational posters. 

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    Font - NEVER SPLIT THE PARTY It's just asking for the DM to send a party level encounter your way.
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    Plant - DODGE Should have put more points in it, eh?
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    Skyscraper - MAMARAS ARTIFACT WEAPONS I told you not to touch it... DIY.DESPAIR.COM
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    Plant - NATURAL 1 "The dragon swoops in, it's teeth gnashing to rend you limb from limb... *roll roll* and face plants into the dirt."
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    Font - RANGER 2 SWORDS, LIGHT ARMOR, FAVORED ENEMY: YES DIY.DESPAIR.COM ifunny.co
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    Cg artwork - TRAPS Putting the crawl in dungeon crawl. 802
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    Font - FASEE SHAPECHANGE THE ONLY PROOF YOU NEED THAT WIZARDS ARE OVERPOWERED.
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    Poster - 100000 SHARING LOOT Forget slaying the dragon or saving the princess, this is the hardest part of any D&D game.
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    Font - BARROOM BLITZ And the man at the back said "everyone attack!" and it turned into a barroom blitz DIY.DESPAIR.COM
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    Carnivore - ANIMAL COMPANIONS WERE YOU GOING TO SAY SOMETHING ABOUT THE DRUID'S PINK SLIPPERS
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    Sleeve - 4111 MAGIC ITEMS Some are more impressive than others.
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    Cloud - RANDOM ENCOUNTERS Just stop rolling already, damnit!
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    Plant - ROLEPLAYING "It is in the compelling zest of high adventure and of victory, and in creative action, that man finds his supreme joys. "Antoine de Saint-Exupery
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    Art - COLLOSSAL FALLEN ANGEL WITH GARGANTUAN HORNED DOGS Roll Initiative fakeposters.com
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    Poster - LOYALTY You don't have to outrun the dragon, just the guy with the Base Speed of 20 feet.
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    Bengal tiger - WELL, YOU PO KNOW WHAT THOSE WHO UNDERESTIMATE TOBRS ALWAYS SAY, RIGHT? WHAT? THEY SCREAM, "OH, GOD, HELP ME I'M BEING MAULED TO DEATH BY A TIGER." WERETIGERS YOU KNOW WHAT THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN US AND WEREWOLVES IS? WE MAKE BRUTAL MAULING LOOK GOOD. DIY DESPAIR.COM
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    World - DWARVEN PARENTING Urist: "IT'S SINK OR SWIM, SON!" Urist II: "I CAN'T SWIM IN THIS!" Urist: "SOUNDS LIKE ELF TALK TO ME, BOY!"
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    Cartoon - HAHAHAHA HA So then she says... that's not a baklava, that's my foot! HA HAHAHA Y FIA HAHAHA HAHA HA HA HAHA Did I tell you the one about the hobo and the manticore? AHA HA HA An HAHA A "wave According to this book and to some calculations I've been making, I believe we should soon be close to..... Guys? Guys? Are you listening to what I'm saying? Guys? "wave Lavallée ROGUES If the dice don't ruin your stealthy approach, The rest of your party most certainly will.
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    Hat - DMING PHILOSOPHY There's a lot going on in the world. Not all of it is going to be your level.
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    Poster - TARLBE 2007 DIPLOMACY Who knows? It just might work.
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